Grandma was out walking with her four-year-old granddaughter.
The child picked up something off the ground and started to put it in
her mouth. Grandma took the item away from her and asked her not to do that.
"Why?" the Granddaughter asked..
"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's dirty, and
probably has germs," Grandma replied.
At this point, the granddaughter looked at Grandma with total admiration and
asked,
"Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.."
Grandma was thinking quickly.
"All Grandmas know this stuff, It's on the Grandma Test."
"You have to know this stuff or they don't let you be a Grandma."
They walked along in silence for two or three minutes, but the child was
evidently pondering this new information.
"Oh .......I get it!" she beamed.
"So if you don't pass the test, you have to be the Grandpa!"
"Exactly," replied Grandma,
with a big smile on her face.
